Deer in headlights

I’m thrilled to be starting a new chapter of my career and life in Toronto with the Toronto Maple Leafs. I feel very fortunate to come join a team with a great young core and play where I grew up learning and loving the game. I can’t wait to get started!

Tiger is back!

Aaron Rodgers just signed a 4-year, 134 million dollar deal.. works out to about $726 per second of field time. Give me a second while I go throw up.

Weird, I haven’t used any Arbonne products and I feel fine.

#PlayGloria

“I wish more of my friends sold Arbonne” - Nobody

No matter how bad things get I remind myself I could be trapped in a pyramid scheme convinced I’m a business owner.

Voting Biden or Trump is like picking your seat on the Titanic. #USElection

There’s a special place in hell for people who leave their shopping cart in the middle of the parking lot.

Had 3 peanut butter balls for breakfast.. my body is a circus.

Hey girls, literally no one cares about your bath bomb.

#LastTimeOilersMadePlayoffs

Exciting time to be a Leafs fan, the kids are alright. #NextYear

Kevin Hart is not funny

WOOOOO!

Good call using a shootout to decide the gold medal.. Why don’t we just flip a coin next time. #CANvsUSA

10/10 good boy. #NationalPuppyDay

Got 3 hours to kill? Watch the last 5 minutes of a basketball game.. 😴😴😴

Just tackled the UN Burger from Cask & Kettle.. Wow, one of the best burgers I’ve ever had! Moosehead Breweries @Rock889FM #BurgerWeekSJ