Note: This is a lie.

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Saw her carried out of 42nd st station Not looking pretty

Had to file out of the train with no lights and past the emergency services. Saw her leg twitching.

I added SaneBox to my inbox to beat email overload. Try it for free: sanebox.com/t/nxrda

Apple got beats for 2.3 billion. Jay Z got beats for free. #Solange vine.co/v/MgQjmU1UZ2v

Well Tesco customer service must close early like the petrol station it runs in Tulse hill. 24 hours they say in the auto reply email.

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Coming into land at Vegas shortly. 1 week here, then Palm Springs for a long weekend before LA. #hardlife.

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Ergh. My Virgin America flight LAX to JFK is now 2 hours delayed according to one screen and 2.5 the one up the terminal

The most annoying man is having a boring conversation pacing up and down the terminal. Worse that he sounds nasal, and he sniffs loud

this man is on my flight, i pity the people sat near him on flight. Luckily i have my Bose Noise Cancelling earphones to block him.

GRRRR The Virgin America flight is now delayed to 4.10pm from the scheduled 1.40pm. No info as to why this is happening.

#TIP Geek Squad Best Buy only reply to emails, once you emailed Hubert Joly the CEO, but even they dry up. #MissingSamsungTabPro

Hey @Samsungtweets can you help me get my missing GalaxyTabPro 8.4 back after UPS lost it and Best Buy Geek Squad stopped caring.

Not sure why the same dick head keeps following/unfollowing/following me. #saysomethingorfuckoff I said what i needed earlier this year.