Hello Twitter! #myfirstTweet

wow been here 2 mins n already been forced to tweet some shitty welcome

this looks like most upper class white family,who drink ice coffee,eats avocado on toast with poached fancy eggs,give dirty looks when you squeeze past them on the train even the little 7yo's..did I mention they go to Dubai ? not to enjoy it but so they can say they to Dubai

first time I've seen any vegetables in the canteen since 2014, love that 💓💓

so giraffes are endangered, they'll probably be gone by the time I have kids.... how tf am I gonna explain the weird leopard horse w a long ass neck and not sound insane ????

am I the only one that puts a couple shit tunes on my playlist? so that if I try kms w the shuffle on.. bang dead tune come on I climb out the noose to skip the song! thank me later ,,,

big shout out to the angel delight plug! rye college feeding my addiction to butterscotch milk stuff Rye College | Aquinas Trust

tiny Tim was 100% taking the piss....🧐

Some of you never cooked methamphetamine to pay your medical bills and it shows.

tweeting with this little recognition is like talking to myself..... safe

turns out GCSE's are as shit as people make the out to be!!!! who woulda guessed

whats that song called ? it goes like .... dunnnnmmm do do do do do do dudaddh voice recording of me singing it are available on all media levels

think its fair to say that Spanish people like me more than English people do, si eso es lo que pasa

miss the skatepark more than I miss civilisation... covid can take lives, money & my heaven

yo Wikipedia , you and I go way back... which hurts me even more when I see you've deleted my wiki page, not mad just disappointed (if the ceo of wiki sees this hmu coz you guys got my bday wrong and I never got a card)

what an insightful thing to say, might as well say "oxygen should be inhaled" "water should be drank"

this is by far my fav mention

if I spend one more hour looking at Seth Rogen account or even one more podcast I am convinced im gonna wake up with his laugh ..... imagine u can hear his laugh in that gif

there is nothing more year 8 than "streaks nrs 🤬 real ones know😤💯💯" tell me im wrong.......yOU cAnT

just wondering Marshall Mathers can I feature on a track? I cant rap for shit but I can like do some mad backing nosies... my sheep impressions are like really good 🤷‍♂️