“Give Eminem a break already! He’s changed!!” – My mother, the Eminem fan

Just received this rollercoaster of an email from one of my professors

That’s funny, when it comes to small talk I often ask myself what would Dolly Parton do? Start with the 9 to 5 and end with God Only Knows

You're too sweet, Ted Lasso! I heard you left some AFC Richmond tickets at will call under my name? 😉

⚠️Happening Now: @FERC Office of Public Participation (#FERCOPP) & Pacific Northwest National Laboratory (Pacific Northwest National Laboratory) are hosting a joint workshop on technical assistance in electric proceedings. More info here ➡️ pnnl.gov/events/ferc-im…

Thank you President Donald J. Trump for your trust in me to lead @FERC. I’m grateful to @RichGlickFERC for his leadership and look forward to working with Allison Clements , Mark C. Christie and Cmr. Danly to ensure a sustainable and reliable grid.

My mother gave me a wedding magazine at dinner. The dinner where she and my dad met my boyfriend. Not even close to engaged.

Oh hi Becky who refused to kiss me during spin the bottle in 6th grade & now wants to play FarmVille, looks like tables have fucking turned

Every single ocean has a massive swirling plastic garbage patch: vox.com/e/5655858

Life's most persistent and urgent question is, 'What are you doing for others?" - Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.