What are five topics you can talk about for 30 minutes with zero prep 1. Relationship psychology or just psychology in general 2. Smosh/Danny Gonzalez/Drew Gooden/Curtis Conner 3. My Husband 4. The Summer I Turned Pretty books 5. The kids I work with

I explained college night to my coworker the other day and she said “so it’s a cult.” …I

Still thinking about that purple show from last year. That show is my Roman Empire

I’ve lost 10lbs since starting my job last year from all the constant walking & essentially lifting I do. I’m probably in the best shape I’ve been in since 2013 & boy oh boy if body dysmorphia isn’t a real buzz kill. Like, just let me enjoy things bro!

Ooo she’s in her crochet era 🌷

I always need this

last selfie + on repeat

Just trying to get a car tag today but Brad and I are the youngest siblings in our families so we aren’t used to doing stuff for ourselves. Adulthood is hard man.

The videos of people in New York watching the eclipse is the cutest thing.

I wish the swimsuits came with the abs because I get so disappointed seeing them on me and I look nothing like the model

My mind says new wardrobe. My wallet says no.

Dear gentle reader, I am once again declaring my obsession with Bridgerton because of the beautiful plot… The plot:

AND IM JUST SUPPOSED TO WAIT A WHOLE MONTH FOR THE REST OF THE SEASON?!?!

I didn't choose the mask. The mask chose me 👀💀

Billy Currington singing “Must Be Doin’ Somethin’ Right” makes me blush. Sir what do you mean making those sounds when I’m trying to drive to Walmart.

I will NEVER and I mean never be over this.

Just bought a really fancy handheld vacuum and I don’t think I’ve ever been more excited about anything in my life

I sob everytime I listen to I’m Not That Girl from Wicked because why does that hit so close to home every time!!?

“I just don’t know how I’ve gained weight so quickly?!” I say as eat my 4th Lindor truffle in 2 minutes and avoid drinking water like the plague.

My favorite American holiday is Groundhogs day, because what do you mean a large rodent predicts the weather and all these guys in top hats are just like “yeah alright, thanks Phil.” It’s silly and I love it.