older, wiser, dumber at the same time

fun day so far

I’m 28 today which is the first time you’re 30. 27 is the last time you’re 25, which is weird because 25 is the last time you’re 21.

if kafka had unlimited free internet porn he wouldnt have written shit

the coolest thing you can do is be yourself, the second coolest is drugs

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I don't!

I can’t trust you if you never smoked one of these

four horseman of the clothespocalypse, no colour is safe

Court Jester

The Laughing Salesman - Shin-Ei Animation - 1989/1992

100 men vs. actually playing the games they’ve already bought on Steam

rip brian wilson

the pavement is my pillow talk

Do you remember when you joined twitter? Well I sure as fuck don't. Goodbye world