"𝑰 𝒎𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒃𝒆 𝒂 𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒚 𝒃𝒐𝒚𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝒃𝒖𝒕 - 𝑰'𝒎 𝒂 𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒚 𝒅𝒂𝒎𝒏 𝒈𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒃𝒂𝒃𝒚𝒔𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓." #StrangerThings - Single Ship but MV - OC and Canon friendly - DM or @ to plot - RP 18+ - Please RT

📸 ⎯⎯⎯⎯ ❛I'm going as a guy who hates parties.❜ ⎾ jonathan byers; unwanted nostalgia & messy hair. a descriptive && literate portrayal. ships with chem. banter friendly, seeking mains.⏌ ⎯⎯⎯⎯ a single blade of #grass. ↺ & ♡

“Turns out I’m a pretty damn good babysitter” -not new to character or RP -Stranger Things RP -Multiverse RP -DBD RP -Descriptive and literate -non-lewd -ships w/ chem -Parody Account -RT?

that combination doesn't even sound appealing to her. is he grabbing perfectly good gummy worms with his nasty cheeto dust fingers? 𝒚𝒖𝒄𝒌.

she's resided in the same house as him - she knows to what extent his grossness can get.

oh yeah, make excuses. personally, she believes decent hygiene and a healthy diet should 𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒔𝒄𝒆𝒏𝒅 gender . . . . . you clown.

baseless rumors in a small town full of overly nosey people -- big shock. ignore them, everyone in hawkins sucks anyways.

maybe she's being too harsh, he doesn't smell 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 bad. but as an AUTHORITY figure, she lives to keep him on his toes. because she's OLDER. she remembers when she was tiny, little age - shit was rough.

people can be idiots. idiots are gonna idiot. personally, my best advice is to just watch them self-destruct, it tends to happen naturally.

plus, you're too pretty to stress about what some losers in some small town have got to say.

honored. truly. she'd like to first off, thank the academy ―

yeah, pretty. you're pretty.

seriously? dude, are people BLIND? okay well, now that i've said, you've gotta say it to yourself.

EYE know that and i believe it. you've gotta say it to YOU.

do you believe that?

you better. my grandma always says "confident girls live longer" and she's like eighty so it must be true, ya know?

it's the pretty gene. it promotes long life.

please do, i'm very smart.