eagles revenge game. jalen hurts revenge game. saquon barkley revenge game. brandon graham’s last career game is a super bowl win. cooper dejean pick 6 on his birthday. patrick mahomes downfall.

FUCK TRUMP. FUCK THE CHIEFS. GO BIRDS

just saw a group of Eagles fans line up and do a tush push against a line of cops in SWAT gear and I was supposed to root for the Chiefs??

big day for all the women with their entire net worth in a 2% interest savings account

I have soooo many masculine urges….

You know who else was a much-persecuted Carpenter

My opinion on Sabrina Carpenter is that she’s beautiful and I’d like to take her to dinner if she’s available.

oh we’ve gotten to point of the pop girlie life cycle where she becomes the Worst Thing That’s Ever Happened to Women

it’s actually incredible how a few days ago sabrina carpenter was a man-hating misandrist & a few weeks ago it was she was the ideal female gaze to sydney sweeney’s evil, degrading male gaze to today she is *checks notes* the death of feminism. right. of course!

“what’s stopping you from-“ listen i am so so sleepy

Are there any other images like this

I kind of would rather be punched in the face than clean my room but also if my room is messy for another moment I will scream. the genius solution i’ve found is to be mean to myself about having a messy room. this never works but maybe this time it will?

what's a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy

laney cake ikky i'm sorry delaney my beautiful angel princess ur perfect eyes do not deserve to be assaulted in this way 😔💔💔💔

I cannot be expected to work under these circumstances (Tuesday)

"I'm a top" "I'm a bottom" I'm an angel with a shotgun? Fighting til the wars won? I don't care if heaven won't take me back?

wym you're sorry?? i already paid the crystal lady to turn you into a roach at 6pm