I’m at the damn zoo

Stop normalizing bugs bunny and his crimes

We do not give the anteater its due

Place me in the Prometheus regen chamber for the remainder of the week plz

Very happy to have been wrong here

Hardcore shows are a fun way to fight thirty people at once for $20

A good tuna melt will bring you closer to the Lord

Maine is stunning

Drinking water out the faucet in the shower is my most feral activity

At Fenway with all the other heathens

Sleeping in a tree like a damn wood gnome

The person who invented the ski lift snapped

I like the doors because they sing about frogs more than anybody

Mike trout could be any person walking down the street

Ginger beer comes from the Earth

Throwing on the Troutfit and hopping in the National Park Service grizzly waterfall

I love when the DJ pretends to be a surgeon

AHHHHHH LFG