Therapist: Guinea Pig Tony Blair isn't real, he can't hurt you Guinea Pig Tony Blair:

The veil between the homosexual and heterosexual worlds is thinnest today, the day after the autumnal equinox, which allows so called "bisexuals" to be visible for this one day each year.

Tuesday......

Imagine being such a bitter friendless weirdo, you collect decade old pictures of a trans woman you obliterated your mind obsessing over... with your twisted danger-to-all-women-and-kids incel-energy. Its vexxing how much I obsess these little minging freaks with my appearance.

This section of Jim Carrey's wikipedia article cracks me up

My general opinion on this is that rather than forbidding politicians from accepting freebies, any freebies they receive must automatically be incorporated into benefits entitlement for real people. On JSA? You get the corporate box. Got children? Free holiday to NYC for you!

a tarot card deck, but every card is called The Oaf, each one looking exactly like you and depicting a major event of your life

yeah no I understand completely son, I will just go and stay with the man who buys all of me and your mum’s clothes for a bit so you can focus on your revision

and if the double gregger bus crashes into us

is he... you know... *flops wrist downwards, limply* a carnivorous giant who went extinct in the cretaceous period

I asked my students today if they had heard Maggie Smith passed away, completely forgetting I had a student named Maggie Smith, who happened to be absent

I for one would like them to try just shoving ashworth into some well-paid number 10 role and see how well that plays with the prevailing narrative of them basically speed running boris johnson's corruption

alongside all the other comments on this i do have a question: what tv is this talking about ??

She'll come back at a critical moment as Sue White.

Why did no one tell me about this porn crossover movie?