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Mike Stauner

@stauner42

Bucks // Brewers // Packers // Badgers

I smoke cigars and I talk about sports.

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calendar_today03-05-2012 02:48:42

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When there's massive fights in NHL games involving like 10 guys in the Canadiens v Lightning game... Break out the special 3rd penalty box - put everyone involved into one box and let them fight it out, whoever gets out of the box first, that team will have a 2 minute PP

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Joey Ortiz struck out against a fucking backup catcher lobbing BP balls. But he's totally our best option at SS every single day guys!

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Show me all the case law that supports the idea that an adult couple at a public resort pool have an expectation of privacy? I don't have that standing on my own fucking front porch but you're claiming they have one for being in a public space at a resort?

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The fact that there quite literally was a room full of the "best" reporters in this country and seemingly none of them have the facts straight about a shooting literally taking place in their midst is *EXACTLY* why nobody trusts media members.

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The MLB is hilarious. This would be like the NBA going and playing a game in europe and using FIBA rules for that one game.

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Brought to you by a guy who used to live here. Also, setting congressional districts based off of skin color is wildly racist and should've never been legal in the first place. But hey, don't let that get in the way of the spin lmao

Brought to you by a guy who used to live here.

Also, setting congressional districts based off of skin color is wildly racist and should've never been legal in the first place.

But hey, don't let that get in the way of the spin lmao
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I get home, flip on the TV, and am greeted by the Knicks beating Atlanta by fucking FIFTY and 2 guys just got ejected πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ What is even going on here πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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At the start of the stretch Golden Tempo was dead last. He found a speed from, seemingly, another planet. Blew past the entire field. He just won the Kentucky Derby at the line. What a race.

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Wait... Urlacher's number isn't retired?? Even I'm offended by this as a packer fan. Wtf are yall doing, nobody should be wearing 54 in navy & orange anymore.

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The supreme court says establishing congressional districts based on the skin color of its residents is racist and illegal So of course the natural response from the party of slavery is to just go even more insane.