Me at jiu jitsu today: did you see the Marcello v Sakuraba match? Other guy: it was Aoki wasn't it?

They tried to hack my phone but it failed because I ran out of data

Did you hear about the 1400 hundred year old continuously inhabited site seized from traditional owners by an authoritarian right government youtu.be/Jt6iOHw0oeE?si…

You only get dolled up for content these days

Stageplay about a bear man who wall impacted foids find irresistible - Man O' Paws

Having bread with my pho not because of my European heritage in regards to having bread with every meal and because of my European heritage in regards to noodles are hard with chopsticks

A female travel writer - a broad abroad

Day2 M1 Yoshinofuji 0-1 (L) Oz Aonishiki 1-0 (R) Wow! Quickly adapting when your textbook approach fails you is the key to dominating in sumo. Photo finish so we get a mono’ii. See next reply #hatsubasho2026

Day14 Yz Hōshōryū 8-5 (L) Oz Kotozakura 8-5 (R) Neither of these capable men is in the math but there is still a point of pride showing you can a sanyaku rival. Hoss has a 15-10 matchup lead #hatsubasho2026

Fat chud count in the office has gone up by four recently. Monday morning at 1030 and there are two used loo rolls in the singular communal toilet bin. Cleaner cam yesterday Its always busy now

Coworker got annoyed with me for trying the whole human interaction thing when asking for cooking tips, told me to use ai