My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we'll be home around 9 pm tonight.

The thing is, a wealth tax would actually hurt ordinary working people. Especially those with £10m or more in the bank.

I just saw Robert Jenrick dodging a £4 on the Victoria line. Sorry, I got that wrong, I confused what I saw with a memory I had of Robert Jenrick intervening to let a Tory donor off £40 million in tax.

Wrexham have revealed their new home kit ready for the 2025-26 Championship season ⚽ Happy with that one Wrexham fans? 🤔 #BBCFootball

Haven't seen one complaint or moan about the new kit so far, we must have arrived in a parallel universe!!! #WrexhamAFC

Meanwhile in Pyongyang... #ReformUK #Farage #PMQs

I’d laugh if I wasn’t crying. (From the new Private Eye.)

People who ask "how are you?" are not aspiring to be GPs. It's just a polite greeting, not an invitation to list out all your real and imagined ailments.

Fucking hell! Tebbit has only been dead for 48hrs, and already he is risen!

Reform hate The disabled The working class Teachers Doctors Nurses Businesses The NHS Green energy They love Grifting Oil and gas companies Fair pay Diversity Free speech for all Making pointless promises Lying and gaslighting They're thick grifters who have zero ideas

What time is Chris Mason investigating how Reform are the future when most of them are failed Tories from the past? #bbcbreakfast #r4today

Back in 2016: - Southampton were beating Inter Milan in the Europa League - Leicester City were winning the PL title - Wrexham were losing to 8th tier Stamford in the FA Cup Next season, they'll all face each other in the Championship 🔜 9 years is a long time in football 😅

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We have bowled Lithuania out for 125. Can we chase the target and secure our first ever T20 win over another nation? Watch live! youtube.com/live/BDiwGmcVt…

I’m telling my 92 year old mother about this, it’s an absolute piece of genius for dealing with phishing scams. 👏

Here they come, the mighty champions. Our 2025/26 home kit is almost here 🙌 🔴⚪️ #WxmAFC

Imagine having Gregg Wallace as your defence barrister? That's Gregg with two g's by the way!!! #GreggWallace

Iconic. 🔴⚪️ #WxmAFC