The average Kansan says "it's going to get cooler later this week" 7 times a day.

Kansas is ranked as the second most prepared state for a zombie apocalypse. Behind Oklahoma, where not even zombies are willing to go.

The number of Kansans who care about soccer increased 23% after Sporting KC won last night.

0% of Kansans can decide if they should dress for the morning cold or the afternoon heat.

The state greeting of Kansas is the two finger steering wheel wave.

67.3% of Torontonians and 100% of Kansas Governors think that the Royals are a Kansas team.

Toronto is 75% moron, exhibit A

100% of Kansans are sick of Joe Buck.

What is the most annoying nickname for the Royals?

100% of Kansans agree that your banana costume is neither creative nor humorous.

If the Royals win tonight 125,000 Kansans are expected to call in "sick" tomorrow morning.

99% of bandwagon Royals fans have already stopped caring about baseball again.

Wichita State has as many football wins this year as Kansas State and KU combined.

Brownback is desperately searching for Kansans to improve his 26% approval Rating.

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A recent study suggests that Kansas is the envy of only 0.001% of the world.

The most searched phrase in Topeka, KS is "What do the Koch Brothers want?"

99% of NE Kansas residents are "barely hanging on" after the "devastating" ice storm last night.

When asked about last night's Chiefs game, 67% of Kansans responded "I don't know what you're talking about."

Students going back to school tomorrow, remember: you can only carry up to a 4 inch knife on campus, or a gun.