Happy learned how to putt. . .

Eclipse playlist: - Eclipse (Pink Floyd) - Total Eclipse of the Heart (Bonnie Tyler) - Rust in Peace ... Polaris (Megadeth)

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

Who America is rooting for in the Super Bowl

Oh look. Another KC/Philly superbowl.

I asked Grok to analyze the proposed Artificial Intelligence Act 😅 x.com/i/grok/share/1…

Waiting for shaders to compile…

You're on Alone. You need to build a boat to get access to better fishing. Choose your fighter: Harbor Freight Tarp or Iam's Dog Food Bags.

Adding americanair to my “last resort” list after the Flight 9 (DFW-ELP-ABQ) fiasco tonight. I get that weather happens, but letting your flight crew argue with each other at the front of the cabin for an hour after re-boarding and then deplaning us for a second time?

Scared to go back and read those AI meeting-bot emails I get sometimes. Meeting Summary: - Phillip will adjust timelines for sprint completion. - Suzanne will follow up with stakeholders. - Darryl went on a long, meandering rant about "the cloud" and how NMDOT hoards fiber.

Kids today will never get to experience watching The Weather Channel in the 90s. So many bangers were played during the Local On The 8s.

It's too bad this never got traction...

If Doritos had a navy, I’d be a midchipman.

It is Sunday and the Cleveland Browns can no longer ruin that