Starting to get the hang of this cooking thing

they should invent a day where it all works out

Bro last night was an Untitled Document

no context November figure it out

when you're talking to someone and you can tell they're trying out a new word

hey sorry if i was weird last night something undiagnosed was happening to me

I don’t have an advent calendar so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating what’s in there.

The things I want to say I cannot put in writing or on any record.

For the record: cops aren't supposed to kill guilty people either.

This is the glove compartment of the woman whom ICE extrajudicially executed

I feel safer around an undocumented immigrant than an ICE agent

I’m on that good bread and Kerrygold

It's the day again

that walmart ozempic had me laying eggs

Sorry I can't hang out this week I have to rewatch the last two seasons of "Summer House" looking for Clues

Hi and are you mad at me

imagine you work as an icu nurse through covid and you become a reality star and then a man writes a nyt op ed about why he didn’t want to date you and then your best friend dates that man. ciara miller i am contracting an etsy witch on your behalf as we speak