YES

I'm sorry what

This rings VERY hollow when you're about to go on tour with Billy Corgan, Billie Joe Armstrong.

Wow didn't think we'd see the dumbest tweet of the year 3 weeks into January, but here we fucking are I guess 🤷‍♂️

Hey fellas is it gay to bang a woman

One of the biggest lies ever told was that the Red Scare ended in the 1950s.

Oh cool, I'm out of Twitter jail. *testing testing* Hans Kristian Graebner. That's it, that's the tweet.

The ingrown hair I just plucked from my armpit > whoever the fuck Jim Minardi is 😂🤡

On my third mental breakdown in the last 10 hours, AMA 🙃

Shelley Jo Leeson (CrimeWatchMpls) is 62 years old and still defaults to using Internet points as a dick-measuring contest in lieu of offering anything resembling actual intelligence. 😂 I teach elementary-aged kids with more emotional maturity.

Got the nightmare blunt rotation going for all 4 championships in one season of DraftyCar #DraftyCar

Uhh...New Mexico? Fishy.

Good thing Elon got rid of all the bots, huh? (This is just from the last 24 hours)

Again, boy I'm SO glad Elon got rid of all the bots, right? 🙄

There is a widely-accepted (among people who believe in such things, anyway) piece of 9/11 conspiracy lore that still gets repeated as "fact" today...that I completely made up over 20 years ago while trolling the LetsRoll911 forums as a bored teenager.

Lmao Xfinity do you want me to pay my bill or not

Oh look, it's Kyle Sieg going past the wreck at the same speed Natalie Decker was going. If the pitchfork-holders are being consistent, he should never drive a race car again, correct? No? Oh. Hmm. Wonder why. 🙄

Oh look, it's Sam Mayer with all four wheels locked up while he was down on the apron. Because he had brakes. Then released them and let the car roll like an idiot.