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Anthony Staten

@statenmusic

Dad, husband, musician, educator, nerd. Guitarist/occasional vocalist for @StGeorgesFolly, co-host at @LesserStories.

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Wow didn't think we'd see the dumbest tweet of the year 3 weeks into January, but here we fucking are I guess πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

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Shelley Jo Leeson (CrimeWatchMpls) is 62 years old and still defaults to using Internet points as a dick-measuring contest in lieu of offering anything resembling actual intelligence. πŸ˜‚ I teach elementary-aged kids with more emotional maturity.

Shelley Jo Leeson (<a href="/CrimeWatchMpls/">CrimeWatchMpls</a>) is 62 years old and still defaults to using Internet points as a dick-measuring contest in lieu of offering anything resembling actual intelligence. πŸ˜‚ I teach elementary-aged kids with more emotional maturity.
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There is a widely-accepted (among people who believe in such things, anyway) piece of 9/11 conspiracy lore that still gets repeated as "fact" today...that I completely made up over 20 years ago while trolling the LetsRoll911 forums as a bored teenager.

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Oh look, it's Kyle Sieg going past the wreck at the same speed Natalie Decker was going. If the pitchfork-holders are being consistent, he should never drive a race car again, correct? No? Oh. Hmm. Wonder why. πŸ™„

Oh look, it's Kyle Sieg going past the wreck at the same speed Natalie Decker was going.

If the pitchfork-holders are being consistent, he should never drive a race car again, correct?

No?

Oh. Hmm. Wonder why. πŸ™„
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Oh look, it's Sam Mayer with all four wheels locked up while he was down on the apron. Because he had brakes. Then released them and let the car roll like an idiot.

Oh look, it's Sam Mayer with all four wheels locked up while he was down on the apron. Because he had brakes. Then released them and let the car roll like an idiot.