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i have to relax before my shift tonight in the love island mines

Iris and Pepe named their babies Lois and Peter and Iris goes “they are family names” and Pepe goes “yea I’m a big family guy”…. #LoveIslandUSA

I wish I could repost tik tok comments because damnnnn I be crying

IF YALL VOTE FOR ANYONE BUT AMAYA AND BRYAN I SWEAR

amaya papaya and bryan the first latino couple to win love island ever and in trump’s america. LETS GOOOOO!!!!!! #loveislandusa

Snoopy yoga

reminder that Sharon Osbourne would throw hands for Ozzy Osbourne 😭 she got sued after this

I wish I could rack up thousands and thousands of credit card debt and not give a fuck. I hate having a frontal lobe

I was telling my mom how I’ve been having a bit of anxiety post partum and she said “No mija nada de eso, eso nomas es en tu mente” 😭 like yeah girl that’s exactly what it is

Britney could literally announce a show at the Chernobyl Site or whatever and i'd be front row

Life been lifing so much forgot I had a twitter

Not being snide when I say that making everybody wait twenty seconds during the biggest moment of your career so you can have a quick cry is tough. Tough as hell.

Getting jumped by teens with sweaters that say “choose kindness always” and “kill your local pedophile” The kids are alright, man 🥹🥹🥹

El concepto de DORMIR EN DOS SILLAS EN UNA FIESTA, experiencia UNIVERSAL de los Latinos 😭 Bad Bunny realmente NO FALLA UNA