At this size, Cal looks 8. I'm giggling.

#TeamDisasterPigeon #AsAdorableAsEver

Y'all are making me hungry.

Wooooooooooooooooow! *dies*

I'm already living for all the imagined chaos that hasn't caused yet!!!

"Duty is heavier than a mountain. Death is light as a feather."

Oh, Rexie, you're so sexy!

Breaking news: Billy Idol and David Bowie have both been nominated to take Dee Snider's place in the hearts of conservative Americans. They both fit about as well as he did.

In other news, I, apparently, came out of the closet two years too early and will now be subject to a lifetime of hate and ridicule for my choices.

Today already sucks.

Blah

Lightsabers, open flames, naked kids.... I've been on that camping trip before.

I've been there... just think, this is the height of parenthood!

Thanks for that!

You and me both, bud.

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Now that I can be back, I wonder if it's even worth coming back.

I wish Dean could sing this well