Why is every fake tough guy’s go to line “you ain’t about that life!” 😂

Wherthers Original candies. They are simply a delight as I’m sure you well know!

Whenever I sit down in an app game/home game and I see screen names like “COVID69Anal” and “ItchybuttWarts” I know we gonna be raking my bruhs

Does anyone else every miss the hundreds of “teriyaki salmon to black 22” tweets at All American Dust clogging up your feeds during the summers? Cause I sure don’t.

Headed out to Vegas for a bachelor party extended weekend. Thought I was done with these but luckily, had one younger friend left who hasn’t tied the knot so I have an excuse (not that I need one) have six foot tall Czech models nips on my eyelids bruhs

I pulled a seven out of the muck to make trips vs an overpair in a massive spot

Top of the morning too ya. Gotta start these trips off slow nah mean !

Dunno where this Loveless poker chick came from but man, those are some huge beefers

Last week during a pretty big Omaha pot at the Wynn I got snapped off with AhAxJx10x on the river with three hearts on the board and after I missed the world on the turn and bombed all in pot size 1.7k - guy who scooped me said “good luck in the pit tonight sir” as I stood up

All American Dust is back

NY post is a trash paper but they do come up with some pretty hilarious/corny and classic big page headlines. Today? “On your Marx, get set, Zo!” Lmfao

Bruhs this Abby Merk stuff is wild-another “young fresh face” who could barely beat 1/2 sexualized and socialized to the Nth degree about to be chewed up and spit out by the poker industry. I mean the parallels to the porn industry on this one are palpable. Clownie Gowen bruhs

Abby Merk reprimanded ClubWPT Gold for risqué content, marking poker's most hypocritical moment since Christoph Vogelsang called the clock on William Kassouf.

This time of year I always start thinking about poker summer and if I actually want to “prepare” . I open the hud, BBZ bundle, range trainer , then just shut everything down, pick up super system 2 for 5 mins then eventually just show up and make a Wynn final table and move on

Poker hilarious - players get trashed for how they act, taking shots, playing a hand theoretically incorrect but then Abby McBiggins out here, solver boy Nitsche , and sticky fingers Maurice “where’d my stake go?” Hawkins. Damn bruh, gimme Nicky P and Teddy Ice Man Monroe all day

So basically the same as horseshoe in the summer. Got it. Lmfao

I guess Kristina Never watched high stakes poker season 1. If she had, she would have learned from Sammy Farha that you never fold the KANGS

When I think about my summer trip to Vegas, I’m just thinking about how to decide between the grill cheese or the chicken parm sandwich at 3am at the 24 hour cafe in the Wynn. It’s always a close race.

“Oh wait, let me see….straight flush draw? Yeah it’s still live”

Bruhs I just finished watching severance- holy shit my bruhs