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Star Wars Problems

@starwarsproblms

It ain't easy living a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. Parody account.

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Vader: Join me as my apprentice! Luke: But then it would be my job to kill you and take your place. Vader: I didn't think this through.

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Yoda: You can't beat Vader alone Luke: Then come with me Yoda: 2-on-1 isn't fair Luke: Fight him by yourself Yoda: Sorry. All booked up.

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Emperor: Did Luke join us? Vader: No Emporer: What did you say to him? Vader: Not much. Just cut off his hand Emperor: I see the problem

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Obi-wan: I'm a ghost now. I'm more powerful than ever. Luke: What can you do? Obi-wan: Give occasional advice. Maybe stand around a fire.

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C-3PO: I know six million forms of communication. You just beep at people. R2: Beep boop beep. C-3PO: Yet somehow you're the social one...

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[victory fireworks] Mon Mothma: The Empire is defeated. Rebuild the Republic. Accountant: We can't. We blew our whole budget on fireworks.

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Engineer: Maybe we should make the next Death Star without a weak point that makes it all blow up. Snoke: *throws him out a window*