A few years ago The Home Edit made me order my apps by colours. I have never moved X because I want it to remember where it came from. #twitter

Putting my vote in here for a 6-part series of a romantic comedy between Guz Khan 🥶 and Judi Love (Blue Tick) 😂 . Their on-screen chemistry is palpable! #outsiders #davidmitchellsoutsiders

Best bday present for a Cov bird that lives in the North! Guz Khan 🥶

So excited to see my boy Guz Khan 🥶 . Still waiting on the six part rom com with him and Judi Love (Blue Tick) 😂

This is are flag innit?

BBC News report that Conservative MP William Wragg gave a blackmailer the personal phone numbers of other MPs, so they could also become targets of blackmail 🤷‍♂️ Wragg is an MP who endangered other MPs. Why hasn't the whip been removed?

a genny lec during holibobs is absolutely beveragino thinking

Forced to work in the rain unnecessarily? Join a union.

Is it possible that the Angela Merkel football song from Showstopper! The Improvised Musical got recorded? I NEED to hear it again!

Don't think you can understate the importance of someone like Angela Rayner as Deputy PM. Aye, it'll rub some toffee nosed men up the wrong way, but a loud and proud working class woman who makes no apologies for her background is going to inspire and encourage so many

You’d never see Therese Coffey swaying to seductive Latin beats. Priti would never strut her sass on a public highway. Would Liz Truss wear promiscuous tight shorts like this? Yet this is our DEPUTY PRIME MINISTER Angela Rayner. Britain is now BROKEN! 😡

I WISH I COULD STRUT MY SASS! Go Angela Rayner !!!!

LEAVE ME ALONE La Redoute UK !!!

Mister! bob mortimer

Massive gratitude to the staff of Chapel-en-le-Frith High School and Chapel High School PE for what sounds like a hilarious end-of-term Christmas assembly. My daughter hasn’t stopped talking about the spectacular since she got home! Thank you teachers and staff! 😂🎄

Still a banger Matt Lucas HQ