💫oh to be in 2002 rn🥺

remember when jeff bezos' sexts were leaked and we all learned that he messaged his mistress "I love you, alive girl." that's my entire identity

May the Fourth be with you

now THIS is a prank!!

bo burnham is so funny and talented it’s bullshit!!!! what the fuck!!!

fun and inclusive #Pride game! what is your gay name? first name: your first name last name: your last name

Billie photographed by Kenneth Cappello

i miss horror. it’s been too long since i’ve been scared shitless.

egg

why tf are people doing shein hauls like haven’t you shein haul this global warming going on?

you souldn't have to wait until you are in a crisis to get help please add your name to this open letter to Rishi Sunak for the government to prioritise mental health in the upcoming 'spending review' - it would literally save lives bit.ly/3n7wzyf

yeah how about you write a sway story about deez nuts 😂

Edward Scissorhands is not a Halloween movie, it’s a Christmas movie damn it!

Happy COCKtober 🤪 it’s time to get spooky 👹 with your pookie 😏 yeah how about a trick AND a treat? 😲 on the 31st you better whip out that halloweener 😂 but be careful…don’t get ghosted! 👻😅

I have never listened to a song more than once. Why would I? I already know how it ends. Just a waste of time at that point.

Bumbaclart variant

she’ll come back as fire, to burn all the liars, and leave a blanket of ash on the ground

two things are inevitable - people will stand up for their rights and when the desperate evil old fucks that control the current political class die the world will be a better place