My phone just put the Twitter app into the productivity folder and I’ve never been so confused.

This is my daughter. She just turned 9.

Here is why I would never allow her to play middle or high school sports if we lived in Ohio…

This dog just gave birth to 2 puppies , this is her proud face ❤🥰

A Washington state Guardsman received a phone call from a Ukrainian who has an issue with the Javelin. Guardsman talked him through it. 30 minutes later, Guardsman gets a call from the Ukrainian who just blew up a Russia vehicle.

The shooter in Tulsa had been a patient in the clinic earlier that day. He had had back surgery but was in pain. He couldn’t get help. It was easier for him to get a gun than it was for him to get proper healthcare. This sums up everything wrong in our country.

A ban on assault weapons.
Universal background checks.
Red flag laws.
Waiting periods.

These policies WORK. CA has cut our gun death rate in half with smart policies like these.

Congress, you’re up.

Thoughts from America today: I think I’m just gonna stay in my house until the shooting stops.

Do you never come here anymore often?

A teacher who was murdered in the Uvalde shooting last week, and her husband who died the next day of a grief heart attack, had their funerals today. Then 3 active shootings happened simultaneously tonight, and we had to decide whether to feature all 3 or focus on the deadliest.

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On mental health in America: worrying about whether your child will literally survive school today is not a healthy background state of mind.

Children died because you were either unable or unwilling to put your body between the perp & (I can't stress this enough) defenseless fucking children whose only sin yesterday was to go to school wanting to learn & hang out with friends. 18/

How fucking dare you? I'll say it again, I don't give one tenth of half a fuck - how dare you, you cowardly pieces of shit who aren't worthy of the badges on your chests? Children died because of your inaction. Children died while you waited for fucking backup. 17/

We're going to have more public hearings about Johnny Depp and Amber Heard's love life than the coup to end our democracy. We're in the dumbest possible timeline.

My son just asked me to pick him up some PETA chips and I’m not really sure where to start.

I don’t need a sugar daddy. I need like a sugar village.

Throwing myself on my own sword is my super power.

Normalize giffing autocorrects. I 👂 you!

If we start forgiving student loans, where does it end? Bailing out giant wealthy banks??? Subsidizing the coal mining industry???

Remember like two weeks ago when Elon was like “tell me how to end world hunger and I’ll do it” and then he bought twitter for $44 billion instead