Fuck capitalism!

What the fuck is a horse

Sorry I've been gone, everypony, I accidentally turned my phone into glitter. Did Twilight Sparkle have these problems???

My father always taught me that magical voices suddenly coming from inanimate objects always have good intentions and I should trust them completely!

So when I wear a cardboard horn and wings, it's "cringe" and "weird", but when they glow in the dark, they're "amazing" and make me a "literal god"? 🙄

Sometimes my friends show me something they already had as though it were new! I think it's the ADHD.

Oh boy I can't wait for my daily delivery of Smoothie Parts™️

Stop asking me how I hold things, it's freaking me out too

Legalize Equestrian friendship plants