“60s American one where they’re female presenting” had me on my knees. #GoodOmens

GO2🥹

It’s giving Supreme Archangel Aziraphale

Funniest bitch on earth. He's Job-bified us

//Crowley || Parody

Oh! Well, I'm sorry about that, then. . . .what's your human name, if you don't mind my asking then? (They are sure that it will be something quite good, creative probably even.)

Of course! You matter, I matter *Technically* speaking, everyone and everything matters . . .since that's what everyone and everything is made up of

There was a lovely respite of rain today— really cut through all that nasty heat we've been having and I'm sure the plants are just thrilled, really

"Tomorrow morning sounds lovely, yes, absolutely! Although, what time?" (They ask this, even though they only have a very loose concept of time. They do not own a watch and do not often look at clocks. Still, it is customary to ask this, they think.)

My, that's unnecessarily rude. Still, I forgive you. You seem a tad grumpy. Have you eaten?

That— I know we don't *need* food, but ONLY mead? . . .could explain the grumpiness

COULD EXPLAIN THAT food makes things better

Underrated I absolutely implore you to try some sort of food

//casually listening to Welcome to Night Vale while waiting for customers to show up at the orchard

//feel pain with me when I tell you this is Crowley @ Aziraphale tiktok.com/t/ZT82qCR8h/

//sorry I've been absent— partner and I just closed on a house last week and we've spent every bit of downtime getting stuff for painting and then painting