To the “Valentines Days is Everyday” people, what did y’all get today?

it’s like nobody wants to dry hump and make out on the couch in the living room anymore

You have to be a fucking psychopath to prefer nasty bugs and 100°F weather and sweating over this

my love language

I WANT A PHYSICAL FUCKING MENU AT A RESTAURANT. NONE OF THIS QR CODE BULLSHIT

Re-doing my pinned ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ♡ ₊˚⊹☆₊˚⊹☆₊˚⊹☆ ♡ NSFW content ♡ Your favourite girl around ♡ 21 //MDNI 18+ ♡ Taken ♡ She/her ♡ currently selling (link in bio or DM) ♡ #nsfw #nsfwtw #nsfwtwtًً #nsfwmoots ‧₊ ♡ & ↻ to be moots ₊‧ I follow back (little

“buT They’RE NoT CanOn!!” you guys would NOT have survived these two.

No silence hits like this silence

“Yeah bro I’m just worried about Kamala’s tax plan”

me next time Florida has a Hurricane:

And fuck that little hippo too