Ready for Post Malone and lauv to collab 🎶 #LauvAlone

Life is dealing with problems you never knew existed.

I’ll either: a) See your text and respond in my head, bypassing the cristical step of typing and sending said response or b) See your text, not know what to say, pin it in my head to respond later, lose the pin, and completely forget

Why can’t my boyfriend understand me as well as Instagram’s ad algorithm gets me? It knows exactly what I want all of the time.

Tip if they aren’t texting you back: Respond to their IG story. I guarantee they will see it immediately, message you back, realize they never responded to your text, feel bad, and text you back.

Thanksgiving is Christmas pregaming.

I have a lot if respect for Spencer taking Naya to the final round of #TheWeakestLink That’s good character to bring the strongest player. Let’s also talk about the fact that Naya did not miss a SINGLE question the entire game! Incredible!

Brendan just sent a video describing, in detail, a puppy he just met. I’m in love with this man. Brendan Foery

I just did a load of laundry without a single sock missing 🧦

If everything we do has been learned from somewhere, where in the world did I learn to end every story with “So, yeah.” ???