Hi Twitter. I chose the 'Following' option over the 'For You' option deliberately. That's what I want. I will NEVER want your 'For you' offerings. Stop changing it back on random refreshes, please. #politeletterstothevoid

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It wasn’t long before everyone knew that dinosaurs were being released into the city. Nobody debated about that part—not at first. Everyone agreed; dinosaurs were being released into the city. It would have been a hard thing to deny. The screams were in everyone’s ears.

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Every time I decide to try using GIMP for some simple graphics editing I wind up raging at how awful it is. How is it still so awful?

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The Doctor usually appears in England, occasionally the US or other countries, but almost never Canada. Why? That's The Littlest Hobo's turf. Anything threatens Canada, the dog handles it and moves on. There may be mutual respect, but they stay out of each other's way.

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I have eaten the minutes that were in your 2am hour and which you were probably saving for sleep Forgive me they were delicious so restful and so dark

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Twitter, if you don't have an option to let me see the tweets of people I'm following IN REVERSE CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER, you've become completely useless to me. I hope it's just a bug that my 'Following' tab now mixes the order up.

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God, it's like Twitter is trying to be as obnoxious as possible. No, I don't care what discount you offer, I am NOT interested in paying for Premium. You could PAY me and I'd still refuse (I mean unless it was like huge $$$). Stop giving me pop-ups advertising this 'deal.'

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I know the odds of Trump seeing this is slim, but... we all know you gotta go sometime, and if you pick tomorrow to release your cold grip on life, not only do you totally overshadow your lackey, but Sept 11 will forever be associated with you. Hard to top.