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The most popular song on the lobby jukebox: youtu.be/hwMqiEktYOk

Tell Florida. Moron.

Gold, I tell ya. Gold!!

Included in every honeymoon suite!

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This poor fella needs more than a room it seems. gofundme.com/f/help-me-fran…

The beauty of the wake up call is the miracle of true happiness.

Looks just like the body we pulled out from under the bed in rm. 208 last month. How did you get access to those photos?

Exactly what our desk clerks are thinking 24/7

Proofreading is spot on here.

Unsure what the foul smell in room 124 is, but we may be changing our name to "The Bongwater Inn" Will advise

Pretty sure the new desk clerk has to stop crying inside before answering every phone call. Maybe it's because of the green hair and all the piercings??

Nailed it here. (However you interpret that, you're correct)

We're the trashiest motel in the state, we've seen fucked up shit you'll never imagine, and even we think you're a batshit crazy carpet muncher with an out of control electra complex.

I can count to 33 in less than 10 seconds.

Our Holiday promotion has begun! Now through January 1 all rooms will have Sweet Nothings on every pillow. Carry on.