Anyone who thinks all these people are endorsing Joe Biden, suddenly, on the eve of Super Tuesday, because they believe Biden is the best candidate to face Trump, and not because they just want to stop Bernie, well, I have a degree from Trump University to offer you.

70% of Americans support M4A. Biden opposes that. 74% of Americans support a wealth tax. Biden opposes that. 67% of Americans support legalizing marijuana. Biden opposes that. So please, explain to me again how Biden is the “unity candidate” and Bernie’s views are too fringe.

much rather have my taxes go towards subsidized healthcare and education than blowing up brown children overseas

BREAKING: Bernie Sanders wins Democratic presidential primary in California, claiming biggest prize on Super Tuesday. apne.ws/s6qetm7

I’m voting for a president that has a clothes chair so beyond redemption that it’s used to hold up a picture.

Get real, Joe. One of us has a history of not only fighting cuts to Social Security but working to expand benefits. And that’s why we are the campaign best positioned to defeat Donald Trump.

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