Elect a clown, expect a circus.

Zen as fuck

Touch Only Fools and Horses and we riot...😉

Even by the standards of British politics, the speed by which 'key workers' went from being celebrated every week to being irresponsible carers, sacked council workers and disposable migrants again is pretty staggering.

im giving away a FREE ps5 to someone who retweets this tweet and follows my account to celebrate the launch of the new ndl hoodies

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Wow. Norwich City FC have created one of the most powerful adverts around mental health I think I’ve ever seen. Watch this until the end. Hits like a tonne of bricks. Talk to someone.

Lads Spurs couldn’t even beat me in 90 minutes & I sell sandwiches for a living Crap.