Lost count the number of times I’ve said to someone ‘yeah sounds great, I’ll give it a go’ about a tv series then just never ended up giving it a go

Two weeks until all of our mental health relies on 11 men on a pitch for the next 9 months

How I expect a single glass of water to perform against the 20 beers I had earlier

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Schmeichel: "I don't want to insult Arsenal but their brand of football is SO ANNOYING to watch, it's designed to exploit opponents while waiting for set pieces."

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Schmeichel: "I have never in my life EVER wanted a team to win a game of football more than Liverpool today. Arsenal bring an UGLY brand of football to our game!"

If you still have a birthday coming up you must be crazy. The whole year where were you?

5 in a row but we didn’t make this much noise

buenos dias

MY MIDFIELDER VS YOUR 'MID'FIELDER

YAMAL WORLD CLASS EARTH-SHATTERING BOMBASTIC ASTRONOMICAL VOMIT INDUCING CATACLYSMIC STINKER AND HOOKED 💀

i suck at applying pressure, are we vibing or am i disturbing you?

Speak No Trophy, See No Trophy, Shit No Trophy 💯

We're going out with a fuckin' bang. It's The Boys final season teaser trailer, folks. Get ready to climax April 8.

for a dry ass phone I be on it a lot.

Hours In Silence is so crazy bro. Just came on in the spot and yeah

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

i can’t do without music

please do not send me mixed signals i barely even understand direct ones

brahim diaz top 10 respect moments in football🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣