i love that in the book he says he must have done something really good in life to deserve Penelope, and that he'll light a candle in church every sunday to thank whatever benevolent entity decided to gift her to him

Love when a friend texts you an instant classic

somebody give myki meeks a gun

Myki Meeks bottom two is so darksided like are you SEEEEINGGGG this shit this is DRAG baby

whether you like hamnet or not I think it’s important that every decade or so something comes along to introduce to or remind people how astonishing and worthwhile shakespeare is

Starlight express….. starlight express…..

for those unlikely enough to spend Valentine’s Day with Emerald Fennell:

"these are fictional characters btw" all art is deeply personal and literature and writing has always been an outlet for the underprivileged and the abused and the victim and the poor so yes maybe isabella isnt real but young emily brontë raised in the 18th century was

genuinely pisses me off how many people will never get to live their creative dreams and bring true art into the world because they were born poor but fennell will get as many chances as she wants, forever, despite being a black hole of talent, because she was born wealthy

No muppets. He looks miserable.

My intrusive thoughts are only about petting puppies and frolicking through fields of flowers because my heart is pure and they are a reflection of everything I believe in. This is, of course, applicable to everybody with OCD.

i can’t… i’ve watched this like 100 times and still screaming

$50 for a water bottle

DEAR PERCOCET WILL ALWAYS BE THAT SONG! CLEAR THE AREA. MAKE ROOM.

i love playing Sawposting with u guys