I don’t get what you saying to me? Please explain in terms I would understand? Lilly Lang? Peter Millar? Sam Barbour? LANK? Shrink? Run the ball?

Great way to start the fucking day. Pour could’ve been a little better but who the fuck cares.

If you’re in a banana costume fucking transfer #shrink

Lieutenant Cornbread Playing music out of your phone speakers on your walk home is elite

#PinkFloyd

Things that are in: -Lifting weights -Dive bars -Having a hot wife -Eating healthy 90% of the time -Girls with good bodies -Pregaming with the right people all night instead of rotting your soul in nightclubs with people you don’t like or trust -Not wearing condoms (you should

Need me a girl who jams to rock and country, can’t stand anymore of these EDM whores

Men drink 3 liquids: - Water - Black Coffee - Coors Light

Execute Jack Buckwald

Whataburger worst fast food, if you disagree your either gay or a fag

I’d watch out if I were you John “Unc” Gerald Chene boys are inbound to the Sip tomorrow

Walking home from the bar w classic rock blaring off my phone

That’s all

Don’t let a white boy get hot.

Hung laremy

Just met this beautiful girl, I think she’s the one and my dad loves her. Any thoughts?

Fajitas n rona. Can’t complain

Anyone else giving up cranking hog for Lent?

Yeah I’m taking gay son