“Being poor is only romantic in books.” —Sidney Sheldon

nobody: me on twitter: 🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁

Tesla driving itself around LA

Dont use the phone in your hand. It was created by a man. Go to your neighbor and gossip

The city I grew up in… He was the only one who managed to escape. He ran to Senegal, stayed there for years, and made money. He built houses, hotels, even sponsored December league tournaments. He eventually came back for his wedding. On the night of his suya party, they came

You don conclude already say you go poor😭

These are the issues, why are you posting on behalf of the INEC as an Independent Commission ? You happened to be an SA to the Presidency, how come you doubled as an independent body PRO all of a sudden ?

nahhh the pitch side ad board message is killing me they did NOT have to crop it like that

95% of Nigerians do not know their height, cannot estimate weight, can't tell direction using cardinal points and can't calculate distance in time.

1. Do not ask anyone about a parent, partner, sibling, friend, or ex they don’t talk about. They are healing; don’t trigger them. 2. If someone says they don’t like a “joke” you make about them, stop. It is not your place to decide what they find funny about themselves. 3.

The current Police are so funny, they’re literally looking at their future 😂

I learnt something new from a customer today😁 didn’t know this feature ever existed on my phone lol😂 he wasn’t so sure of his shoe size and told me to do this so we can be sure Was really nice ngl ..we learn everyday!!

Me watching this video made me realize I might actually die single, cause I no get strength to dey apply pressure like this.

Poetry in motion ✨

But he hasn’t raised alarm where teenagers were kidnapped, this country is a joke!!!

The tech guy is using the zeros for coding

Twitter/X has implemented an animation in the like button for the ‘Michael Movie.’

Those women that sell buckets at NYSC camp ehn… they’ll smile with you for 3 weeks straight, only to be waiting patiently at the end like: “Oya corper, dash me the bucket before you go” 😭 Business strategy 101.