stupid worldviews aside, this is a college JUNIOR writing at an elementary/middle school level. this person will be in the workforce with a DEGREE in a year or two. that should terrify everyone.

its also pretty funny that the OU girl used formal he/him to refer to god, a cosmic entity

come on man

the IDF when they shoot 8 year olds in the head

a churro would fix me rn

this is a pup cup for himbos

God grant me the serenity to accept the things that are so over, the courage to say fuck it we ball, and the wisdom to know when we are so fucking back

there’s a new chalamet out that’s supposed to be nuts

this lady’s future significant other is somewhere staring at a gray wall right this moment

i got a 13% raise at work and i suddenly realized that i have hit the threshold of actually accumulating extra money rather than just breaking even on bills

if there are any struggling ice agents out there contemplating suicide, please reach out. ill help convince you to do it.

ICE 2026

Chappell Roan gets naked at the Grammys and no one bats an eye, I get naked at Dave and Buster’s and everyone loses their god damn minds

any latino can make a latino.

thoughts on the halftime show: if Big Booty Latinas have a million fans, then I am one of them. if Big Booty Latinas have one fan then that is me. if Big Booty Latinas have no fans, then that means i am dead. if the world is against Big Booty Latinas, then i am against the world

had a hinge match say she wanted to do the manitou incline on a first date like no girl passing away in front of you is at least a 3rd date

NO PAM BONDI NOOOOO