"I AM ALIVEEE!!"

"Who wants a high five!?"

"WHAT ARE WE SCREAMING ABOUT!? AHHHHHH!"

"I am incapable of lying!"

"I AM ALIVE!!!"

"Hello, Minion!"

We’re gonna make Jack regret ever setting up shop on this cliff! It’ll take him minutes to wash this graffiti off! MINUTES, I SAY! HAHAHAHA!

"They say Jack’s drilling operations are causing those earthquakes. That, or your mom just got outta bed. ZING!"

Together, we shall free Pandora! I will lead you into battle! I will destroy Handsome Jack with my bare hands! I will... Stairs!? NOOOOOOOO!

WUB WUB WUB!!!

"Did you know my head is at your crotch level? I'm trying not to think about it."

"Hey look it's Jack! Aren't you glad to see me!?" x.com/HandsomeTyrant…

"Oh, Jack I don't think you realize but I am made of metal! You would totally break your foot trying to crush me!" x.com/HandsomeTyrant…

"HIGH FIVE!"

"Although I am malfunctioning this is stillllll greeeeeeaaaaaat!"

"I wonder what it's like to have a bellybutton..."

Aaaaaand OPEN! What?! I said "AAAAND open," not "AAAAAND close a secondary set of doors"!

"MINION?! WHERE?" x.com/EridiumAddict/…

"HELLLLOOO!!"

"Meeeeeeeeeerry Christmas~! Wait am I late?! Please don't tell me I'm late!"