Bernie’s a fashion hit for the 99% #InaugurationDay

Bernie shifts conversation from memes to Meals On Wheels in 5 seconds.

Imagine thinking that ‘healthcare is a human right’ vs white supremacist conspiracy theories are two views “just as extreme” as the other 🤡🤡🤡

Just posted a photo @ Gee's Bend instagram.com/p/CK1cKPiLprJ/…

I strongly oppose lowering income eligibility for direct payments from $75,000 to $50,000 for individuals and $150,000 to $100,000 for couples. In these difficult times, ALL working class people deserve the full $1,400. Last I heard, someone making $55,000 a year is not "rich."

Please stop ruining cookies. #NationalRoastDay

Michelob ULTRA Our boss told us if we wanted to drink bubbly water, Lacroix has less carbs. #NationalRoastDay

HISTORY How's it feel knowing all your ratings come from nursing homes that lost the remote? #NationalRoastDay

In my son’s art class, they just wrapped their midterm art project. A 6th grader made a papier-mâché of the local mega-church pastor. This says so much about our current mega-church culture and the #celebritypastor complex.

I know more about Tiger Woods’ accident than where to find a vaccine for my parents.

My mother was born in 1954

Someone is alive this week because you wore a mask last month. Someone is healthy today because you washed your hands and kept your distance. Thank you for your kindness. We’re almost there. Let’s keep it going.

Anyone else never really learn how to dance as a kid and then developed social anxiety as a young adult so you didn’t learn then so now as a 30 year old you have just accepted that you will never learn and you watch TikTok like a nostalgic lover looks out their window?

I don’t know what’s better this video or the entire thread after it. CRYING. 😹

IT’S LIPSTICK’S BEST DAY.

His cursive. The fact that you can tell he ate runny eggs. And wants us all to have paid maternity leave. We don’t deserve this man.

Hey DoorDash last week I used your app 2 send a meal 2 someone with COVID. Your driver ran into her garage, dropped the meal on her doorstep, left a $10 bill and drove off. I’ve called you multiple times and haven’t heard back. But hey, thanks for the coupons you keep sending.

#Vestavia Hills City Schools is now the ONLY public school district in Jefferson County, Alabama not requiring students to wear masks indoors. — Vestavia Hills City Schools Vestavia Hills AL WVTM 13 ABC 33/40 News WBRC 6 News AL.com Alabama Political Reporter #hcw #COVID #MaskUp

The U.S. is projected to see nearly 100,000 more COVID-19 deaths between now and Dec. 1. But health experts say that toll could be cut in half if nearly everyone wore a mask in public spaces. apne.ws/RDeVbys

Tiny Thread: For 7-Day New Case Avg. in Jefferson Co., the favorite new metric of #VestaviaSchools, here are a couple of numbers of interest: -April 12, after the end of the statewide mask order, Jefferson Co. was at 70 for the 7-day new case avg & Vestavia Hills City Schools kept masking 1/3