when your portfolio hits zero and you’re finally at peace

the male urge to ruin all your relationships and go missing

3 hours of worship won’t wipe away the way you treat people during the week

Neto is not your knight in shining armour; he isn't silky, smooth, or mesmerizing. His armour is dented with battle marks for your favorites to prosper. I learned my lessons from the days of Willian. I'm not greedy enough to want 4 WC wingers. I appreciate the unsung heroes, too.

Behold, the attachment.

at least we texted back

Overheard a child today tell his sad friend "It's okay to be sad. Sad stands for Secretly A Dinosaur." Then he let out a big roar. That kid is going places.

Even from yourself

It only takes everything.

Basic game-theory. Organized groups, however small in number, can win against unorganized masses nearly every time.

When bro says "we should get a job & forget about trading"

The funniest thing is that this dog will never even know he’s famous 😂😂😂

told my therapist a joke. she sighed & started taking notes…she tryna steal my joke

Women really see independency as a badge of honor, when all it really is is being an adult. Men understand this, that’s why we don’t brag about being independent, nor do we say we don’t need women because we’re independent.

The truly romantic gender

Argungu Fishing Festival Shot by me

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the thief who stole my phone reading what i wrote in my notes app

An Internet connection and a dream