Kash Patel is suing The Atlantic for $250 million so he can settle his bar tab.

I’m crying 😂😂😂😂 The detectives knew he had killed his grandparents because of the blood on his feet so they started clowning how ugly his toes are.

cats lining up for things is my favorite genre

what are you supposed to do when one of your friends is just destroying their whole life for fun

when i was 18 niggas was smoking blue dream out game leafs and freestyling on TNGHT and Flying Lotus beats at the park off bluetooth speakers from 5 Below and those were probably some of the best bars ive heard in my entire life

every year on her birthday, her parents let her have one pancake 🥞

moms text you like “please call ASAP” and then you call and they’re like “hello i am your mom”

why is nicole kidman in every tv show ever

i fucking knew it

So... the FBI set up a developmentally disabled high schooler from another state who cannot and does not know how to drive for terrorism charges by grooming her through Roblox? Because that's how this reads to me.

Drunk and thinking about boobs at 8am

#imapplying #maximalist

My favorite thing he has ever posted

They ask us all to integrate and assimilate into Western culture and the minute we do they get mad at us. Lots to ponder.

TMZ has obtained alleged texts between Drew & Ralph that were submitted as evidence in their ongoing divorce battle: Drew: “I most definitely cannot afford 9K of household expenses at this time. Are you going to pay for half of the groceries as well as half of the kids'

pulled out maybe the most classic pocket contents of all time last night