Elmo loves your outfit Mr. Snoop Dogg! ❤️

Listen, we don’t need to have animals that can carry me off whenever they feel like it. I’ve seen the Wizard of Oz. Open season on whatever the heck this thing is. Also, fair game on chimpanzees as well. They are evil and they must be stopped. Did you know they’re in

A former McDonald’s employee just liberated the entire country of Venezuela. Believe in yourself.

Best edit yet 😂🤣👌

Wild tbh

"You just homeschool so you can indoctrinate your kids." Yes. The alternative is letting complete strangers indoctrinate my kids. Strangers who would love to turn my own children against me.

2025: “AI will be used to cure cancer” 2026:

Brian Atlas I was 21, my husband was 33. We have been together 15 years. 💅

Queda cancelada la vasectomía

They really convinced us that porn, casual sex, and living in cities was better than this.

You met a man on the Oregon Trail. His name is Terry. You laugh and tell him "That's a girl name!" Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin' Terry.

Joel Webbon describes Nick Fuentes's view of peak masculinity: "You're in the woods & you're swinging an axe, and you're so one with God & nature & it's so otherworldly that you forget that you even have a penis"

My 78-year-old mother just sent me this.

The doctor did his job perfectly. The baby was almost gone, but the doctor said, “Not today,” and did what he knows best, bringing the little boy back to life. Doctors are lifesavers, they are the real heroes 😍❤️..

The most pro-family administration in history! 🇺🇸 CONGRATULATIONS!❤️

A liberal reporter at the Australian Open, tried to get Amanda Anisimova to bash America, Trump & ICE, which she refused, calling the questions “irrelevant”…

A liberal reporter at the Australian Open keeps baiting American tennis players to bash Trump, conservatives, & ICE… Taylor Fritz was visibly irritated with the questioning saying, “Whatever I say will be put into a headline & taken out of context”

Sunday evening forecast = great time to be in Florida.

“Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I’m willing to make” —Lord Farquaad