Invite me to a cooking class, a new bar, a rooftop lunch place, a pole dancing class bitch anything but the club pleasee😭

Tehe this me 🤭

No one’s here for you like you

Every. Single. Time. & if I’m already in the car I’ll drive in circles til I get a text back and I’m not playin 😂

Had a guy tip me $100 today bc my eyes sparkled w/o sunlight lol

Every mf time

I swear

if i didn’t have this lil attitude i’d be perfect

Don’t you ever lie to me to protect my feelings.

when your dog somewhere quiet af 🚩🚩🚩🚩

Life is like my bills …. I ain ask for this shit 😩😩

My work momma had her knee replaced & I woke up to a text that said “call me please” *immediately call her* and she says, “I was feelin sad & wanted to talk to you” 🥺😭

stg

Woke up late, missed my hair appointment and now I’ll be crying all day if anyone needs me bc I’m going to be ugly for derby

As long as you know your heart and intentions are pure, don't explain yourself to anyone.

Wow

Worst part of being pregnant is I can never decide what I want to eat… literally can’t order a full meal from one place bc I want Panera broccoli mac&cheese, chicken sandwich from chick fil a & a McDonald’s coke… sos

So glad I ain’t pregnant this summer