My IQ score of 3000 has been scientifically documented by my own tweet: I said so.

FINAL WARNING DONALD TRUMP — MAYBE THE MOST IMPORTANT WARNING IN HISTORY! STOP CHEATING OR CALIFORNIA WILL REDRAW THE MAPS. AND GUESS WHO WILL ANNOUNCE IT THIS WEEK? GAVIN NEWSOM (MANY SAY THE MOST LOVED & HANDSOME GOVERNOR) AND A VERY POWERFUL TEAM. DON’T MAKE US DO IT!!! THANK

Seriously Governor Newsom Press Office is popping off this week. It’s so refreshing seeing a public figure standing up to Trump, and showing how ridiculous he is. I’m here for it. Thank you Governor Gavin Newsom!!

Anyone who lives in Texas should really feel embarrassed by how the Republicans are acting right now. Really disturbing stuff. But then again, that's the only way they know how to run anything these days, apparently. disturbing and embarrassing.

Waldo and Stitch combined is very me coded

The Babel Fish is finally real. #AirPodsPro3

Ah yes, we all need a haunted talking box to randomly talk and scare us when we least expect it. #NintendoDirect #TalkingFlower

VIRTUAL BOY GAMES COMING TO SWITCH NSO!!! Holy hell, I never ever ever thought Nintendo would do this.

Metroid Prime Air Riders looks pretty neat. #NintendoDirect

Pokemon Pokopia. As a huge fan of Dragon Quest Builders, I'll buy it. #NintendoDirect

I've been hoping for a Dragon Quest Builders 3, but I guess if the same developers are making this Pokemon Builders game, that'll have to be close enough. I totally dig it.

DING DONGS IN THE WHITE HOUSE: IF YOU DON’T WANT US TO CALL YOU A FASCIST THEN STOP DOING FASCIST THINGS!

Went to the local farmer's market, and there are SO MANY AMAZING THINGS.

But.... her emails!

Adam the Woo ‘s favorite Starbucks put this up. Of the hundreds of times I’ve been in here I was never on the same schedule. I always figured I’d run into him. Damnit

Everyone should be angry about what happened yesterday in Minneapolis. And the government trying to sweep it under the rug is pathetic. How many more new lows are we going to be forced to experience over the next 3 years?

Trump truly is off his rocker. But this isn’t news. Please for the love of god, how do we stop this shit? Surely you cannot expect us to just sit and take this for another 3 years.

PROJECT HAIL MARY has an epic runtime of 2 hours 46 minutes! tinyurl.com/5yfsmzfy

Two presidents. Same SOTU. Worlds apart. YOU CAN’T MISS THIS. 🔥👀🔥