never fuck wit a bitch that only take pictures in her room

making friends in league

#SUMMER2026

in my elementary school class the better you were at the cup song the more value you had as a human. if you couldnt cup song you meant nothing.

people dont even say poser anymore they just call you larp larp larp sahur or some shit

just got HBO max and their movie and show selection omg….

“6 likes isn’t a lot” imagine 6 tomatoes in your mouth

Now imagine you're an apple, a pear, a plum, a strawberry, an orange, a cake, an ice cream, a pickle, cheese, salami, a lollipop, a cherry pie, a sausage, a cupcake, a watermelon, or a green leaf. Not so happy, is it

yeah man I’m really into philosophy yeah you know like nietzsche, kant,, camus , woah vicky,, hegel,,,

This man is so damn fine. I see why Lena Dunham kept that baby.

Your loser chud kid: tiktok doomscroller, addicted to AI brainrot, chicken jockey and 67 or whatever My cultured, eclectic, refined chad son:

How I feel always making suicide threats while having a Huge fear of dying

hey man sorry i didnt text u back for a month, im only on my phone 22 hours out of the day

Uk dates be like: Lets hang out at ikea and tesco and hmv and cex

smoking a menthol cig is basically the same as brushing your teeth. follow me for more advice

i think i actually like him #cooked

support ur local restaurant. pay in cash. let them have a little tax fraud as a treat

Reading on grass is probably the activity with the biggest spread between how nice you imagine it to be and how nice it actually is