Congratulations on your retirement, and a great career Eli! Not going to lie though, I wish you hadn’t won any Super Bowls.

Hitting a turn-around fade away jumper into one of these bad boys will never be the same. RIP KB

Our turn. ⚾️

At the hard rock cafe thinking about the spelling of tchotchke. Much more to come

Day 9 of social distancing: i havent wiped my ass in 3 months

If you ever chewed gum from a baseball card pack you're immune to the coronavirus

I have an appointment with my proctologist on Zoom tomorrow

The coronavirus has raised many questions. For example; what the tits is animal crossing

Nothing will make you feel older than eating a chocolate chip cookie with walnuts and enjoying it

Quarantine day 63: discovered a professional baseball player born in my hometown nicknamed Foxy Grandpa???

Si vie pacem, para bellum

I love seth rogen’s approach to racists

I cant even believe there was a point in time i willingly went into the Seabrook Wal-Mart without a mask

'Dexter' is returning for a 10-episode limited series at Showtime 🔪 Michael C. Hall will reprise his role and OG showrunner Clyde Phillips will also return

Did Frank Gehry design the ps5?

I know this isnt true, there cant possibly be two of us

The perfect look for Patriots’ Day weekend in Boston. Seven teams will debut Nike City Connect uniforms this season, beginning with the Red Sox.

Olympians do not represent our country. They’re an anomaly. Our country is an casino of chain smoking amputees addicted to fentanyl with a couple of decent places to get a sandwich. Stop saying elite athletes “represent” us lol.

Celebrating Big Papi's 50th birthday with a big giveaway! Repost and reply for your chance to win this Topps autographed card!

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