I literally buy sm clothes like every two weeks bc I never know what happens to them lmaooo

I just got told I’m so calm that it makes them anxious when I’m around😂😂

tbh finding out that the the admirals club in the airport is free for military and has free vodka crans was the best news I’ve ever heard since being in

WHY ARE THEY PLAYING SAVE YOUR TEARS IN THE STRIP CLUB?? IM HERE TO SEE BOOBIES NOT CRY

“ I was 21 for 9 months and now I’m almost fucking almost 30”

I just know my family is shaking in their boots knowing me n anai are gonna be in Miami/key west together

update: good thing I went to church today bc last weekend was full of sins

bro it literally feels like my life is stuck on repeat

lmao in case y’all were wondering how kw was dealing w the flooding

boo tomato tomato tomato

mf really slapped me upside the head

2nd time making birria in a week n this time was 🤌🏽🤌🏽

huuuh

my knee caps just got snatched and chewed up

I feel like somebody’s uncle whenever I drink beer

soup season is upon us

is it bad that I have fomo bc I’m out of the navy now 😿😂