I don't think you should pursue a career as an opportunistic political charlatan unless you've got a really, really good memory. I think I'd be pretty good at it because I've got a fucking good memory but sadly I'm weighed down by principles and ideological consistency.

trump: the strait of hormuz is safe to cross the strait of hormuz:

I like to imagine this was a text from Rob Jenrick

Chappell when she sees a kids lemonade stand

This whole encounter is mainly just showing me that Chappell Roan's stans aren't shit. A Swiftie would've had a six hour Jorginho fail comp on here by now.

Arteta and Pep wearing River Island gear at Wembley

the chappelcent cathedrals have never been taller

climate change: listen to the consensus of experts economics: here is my favourite crank

she invented the month of august

Fair play, big K

Coworker and I are in the same Google Doc at 10:22pm

Sir Keir could shoot a man on Fifth Avenue & it still wouldn’t be worth throwing the choice of his replacement to 300,000 Labour Party members.

somewhere a very confused director is meeting Tom Huddlestone

How I need democrats to be if we win the Senate this year

idk about arsenal but this motivated me for life

He saved England from the tyranny of Absolute Monarchy and the designs of belligerent foreign powers is what he did! He was a great Lord Protector! And in this house Oliver Cromwell is a hero! End of story! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

This is my quant

this shot was insane

“Governments have lost the capacity, it seems, to say no...” Former Prime Minister Sir John Major argues that “part of the job of politics is to say no,” adding: “Too many people… parody the focus groups in their policies, which naturally means more expenditure.” #Newsnight