Just tweeting along, not caring what any of you think.

DAMNIT, why is twitter eating so much of my time. TWIIITTTTTTERRRRR!!!

It seems every election season, more and more people mention me on twitter

I hate it when people do those stupid tweet to win giveaways. So Fucking annoying.

I may be a dick, but at least I wasn't offended by the @cocacola ad. You people sicken me.

Every time I log in I have 99+ mentions. People LOVE me, what can I say?

I walk around in the summer time sayin', "How about this heat?" - I'm an sshole.