On stage doing some crowd work and find out this couple met on grinder. Me: Aww, that's sweet. Congrats. Old lady at next table: Grinder? Isn't that a thing you get meat from? Me: kinda... #comedy #funny #confused

Winter is making me tired of winter. #cold #WINTER #snow

Thanos: I will wipe you all from existence Avengers: No you won’t because we’re HANGIN’ TOUGH! Thanos: To mention your names will be a crime punishable by death! Avengers: Hangin’ tough! Thanos: What are you doing? Avengers: Hangin tough! Thanos: Stop it… Avengers: WE’RE ROUGH!

Another win for the #WritingCommnunity

ONCE?! YOU'RE COMING ON NEXT WEEK! April 2nd! We're gonna talk about (working title) ;)

Special episode this Saturday! Instead of alcohol... we have SCOVILLES!

Ladies and Gentlemen, we're so excited to talk to Neal Romriell about his book this Saturday at 8:30p.m. on the YouTube channel, that we made his book a trailer. See y'all Saturday night. youtu.be/UAmvsY0IMUU

Link just dropped. youtu.be/rBe9WGBqWow

Before you ask for more followers make sure you can handle daily trolling. Because this shit ain’t for the weak.

Just started blacksmithing. I'm headlining theater shows. I'll be graduating with my masters in December and teaching at two colleges in the spring. I love my nonprofit job. Chase your dreams, folks. Believe and you will do it. #dream #visualize #succeed

Like the old saying goes, whether you believe you can or you cannot, you're correct. #visualize #dreams #youcandoit

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It's #MondayMotivation time! Make it through Monday!

Anyone wearing a "The Man, The Myth, The Legend" t-shirt, probably isn't any of those things.

Be curious, not judgmental.

Katt Williams is one of the GOAT in the comedy world. He is speaking truth. Take from that what you will. #truth #comedy #KattWilliams

Started my PhD run this week. I have a perfect GPA at this point. I've completed only one assignment, but I'm taking every victory I can from this. #CollegeStudent #winning

Wow. When asked whether they have more resources for the folks in Asheville etc., this administration said, "No." Biden said no. We can send billions to Ukraine but we can't help?? May all of you in this administration get everytying you deserve for eternity.

I heard a terrible rumor that Dollywood Parks & Resorts is closing?? Who knew it would go tits up.